National Humor Month

The last two days have had crappy celebrations so today I'm going with another month. I have a great joke:

Three moles lived on a farm and were waking up to greet the day. The first mole poked his nose out of the hole and exclaimed, "I smell sausage." The second mole poked her nose out and agreed, "I smell sausage." The third mole poked out and said, "I smell molasses."

Cracks me up!